ROACHES! Yumm-eeee! – Crunchy Cheese-Stuffed Dates

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OMG! These are such a great gross food recipe idea...I love it. But eeeewwww! LOL!

(Inside: One of the grossest recipes ever that is actually pretty tasty and you should try–because it’s funny and delicious. Plus it’s sure to creep the kids out. It’s Roaches…or Crunchy Cheese-Stuffed Dates. Whatever.)

To be honest with ya, I can’t even imagine eating one of these, now that I’ve equated them with ROACHES!

In fact, just thinking about it is making my skin crawl. Okay, Okay!

I put my big girl panties on and gave one a try, but I had to close my eyes! And my grandkids were right…they were so good. LOL!

But, for the purposes of my skin…let’s just call them Crunchy Cheese-Stuffed Dates, ok? LOL!

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My daughter has always loved dates.

I always thought they were way too sweet.

But these Crunchy Cheese-Stuffed Dates were something she shared with her grandpa that was special–and she finally convinced me to share them with my grandkids this last week.

She also wrote a fun Halloween recipe book (paid link) with her friend and fellow blogger Stephanie. You should check it out–it’s funny and the recipes are so simple to make–you’ll love it. You can grab your copy here.

Given that she’s all grown up and writing books, I guess I should tell her, that, when combined with the cheese and nuts…the dates aren’t too sweet at all.

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Actually, no, I don’t have to tell her. That can be my little secret. Heh.


These were pretty good and, like the Spider Eggs–I mean, Spider Deviled Eggs, they can be served pretty much anytime you want to pull a smile out of a kiddo.

They’ll love ’em. Both because they taste good–and because they look so very very gross…after you mention Roaches. Heh.

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But, because this is SUCH a gross recipe…just pin it for this coming Halloween.

You know this will be the BEST appetizer you could ever bring to the office for your Halloween Party…or to your friend’s costume party.


Pin it. You’re going to wish you had if you don’t. LOL!

OMG! These are such a great gross food recipe idea...I love it. But eeeewwww! LOL!

Roaches (Crunchy Cheese-Filled Dates)

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Yield: 24

ROACHES! Yumm-eeee!

Prep Time: 10 minutes
Total Time: 10 minutes

My grandkids were right...these roaches were so good. LOL! But, for the purposes of my crawling skin...let's just call them Crunchy Cheese-Stuffed Dates, ok? LOL!


  • 1 - 8 ounce package of Pitted Dates
  • 1 - 8 ounce package of Cream Cheese
  • 1 cup Pecans, chopped
  • 1 teaspoon Maple Flavoring


  1. Cream room-temperature Cream cheese.
  2. Add Pecans and Maple Flavoring, mix well.
  3. Cut each Date lengthwise, down one side. Do NOT cut all the way through the Date. If you do cut all the way through, you'll just have to eat that one!
  4. Place about a teaspoon of the Cream Cheese mixture inside each date, arrange on a serving dish, and enjoy.
  5. Leftovers may be covered and kept in the refrigerator for a few days--if your little goulies don't eat them up!

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Don’t forget to check out this amazing book of Halloween recipes that my daughter Chantal and her friend Stephanie wrote! It’s chock-full of all sorts of creepy-crazy yummies to freak you out!

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