Unicorn Dip

Unicorn Dip

(Inside: The French Onion Dip you never knew you needed. It’s Unicorn Dip. The perfect accompaniment to any broccoli, carrot, chip, whatever. No, really, it’s perfect. It’s a unicorn product. And everything they make is so awesome, you can’t even.) Spring is in the near future–despite the winter’s never-ending-nature this year. I see plenty of … Read more

Unicorn Blood (Kid-Friendly Mocktail)

Unicorn Blood

(Inside: Let me introduce you to the ridiculousness that is my life. I make kid-friendly mocktails for tiny people that sneeze on me. Regularly. Yep. I love ’em and this drink? Made them squeal–not sure why, but oh well!) You know how Voldemort was gettin’ him a big-ole sip of unicorn blood and it was … Read more