I think we need to talk. No, we’re not breaking-up. Well, not for long. But, we’ll be going on a little break. Not really–I’ll still be here and you’ll be there, but my attention will be on the TV and probably yours too. Let’s be honest, you love the morbid train wreck that is Shark Week as much as I do. And you really want to just make a whole goofy event out of it. Because ridiculous is cool. Just like bow-ties. So, to help you, I brought together All Things Absurdly Shark. Because, my lovelies, we should admit to ourselves, at least, that Shark Week is coming and being a little ridiculous about it–well, that’s not only to be expected, but also kind of awesome.
All Things Absurdly Shark
Before we dive in to All Things Shark, I want you to also know that this is a little All Things Snark, too. I couldn’t look at a single thing in this roundup and not giggle a little. So, enjoy with a smile, you. Heh.
Giant Gummy Blue Shark 5 lbsBlue Baby Sharks Gummy Candy Bulk ~ 1lbSweetGourmet Trolli Sour Watermelon Gummy Sharks Candy (1Lb)Trolli, Sour Watermelon Sharks, Gummy Candies, 4.25oz Bag (Pack of 3)100 Piece Set Shark Cupcake Wrappers & Picks~Makes 50 CupcakesSchleich Great White Shark FigureShark Toy Animals (12 Count)Shark BlanketLokai Shark Limited Edition Bracelet – Size MediumTake a Bite Bathing Suit — AKA Shark MonokiniAdventure Planet Plush – MAKO SHARK ( 14 inch )Divine Shark Leggings4D Vision Great White Shark Anatomy ModelUpcycled Shark Wall HangingWilliam Mark Air Swimmers Remote Control Flying SharkLarge Shark NecklaceHark! A Shark!: All About Sharks (Cat in the Hat’s Learning Library)Shark Hooded Towel for adultsAccoutrements Shark Attack Porcelain MugShark Reclaimed Wood SignJacobson Hat Company Grey Shark Hat, Grey, MediumGenuine Shark Tooth NecklaceShark EarbudsGreat White Shark Costume for Bearded DragonsMelissa & Doug Plush SharkBeach Shark Bite SignRubber Shark Family Bathtub Pals – Floating Bath Tub ToyShark EarringsGrey Shark Bed for Small Cat Dog Cave Bed Removable Cushion,waterproof Bottom Most Lovely Pet House Gift for PetThe Shark HoodieScrundies – Women’s period panties
Seriously–buy the period panties. I’m not joking (ok, a little), but that’s got to be the awesomest. I mean, seriously…who doesn’t want to rock that?! Well, dudes, but besides them?! LOL!
Drop me a line and let me know which of all these awesome absurdly shark ideas you decide to buy to help you celebrate shark week in style (I’m crossing my fingers it’s the panties). Heh.