The Blue Hawaiian. No, it won’t take you to Hawaii–unless it wins the lottery, but we JUST talked about how drinks are inanimate, so maybe you should buy the lottery ticket, not the drink. But then it wouldn’t be the drink taking you–it would be the other way around. So, again, the drink will not take you to Hawaii. Trust me on this.
So, yeah, that’s all. I know you were hoping this list of 4 Summer Mixed Drinks would really be like 100. But I’m not that generous. I could only do 4. Sorry. Gimme some time, come back to the site, maybe I’ll come up with more. Heh.