(Inside: He was the first Jedi you ever loved–and the last. Although he did kiss his sister, which was kind of weird, I’ll be honest. Whatever. This is a fantastic gift guide featuring 31 Luke Skywalker Gifts for the First Jedi to Steal Your Heart. You know you need some Luke in your life.)
Look.
He was your first love.
Admit it.
You may have lost your heart a little harder to Han Solo than you did to the first moisture farm-boy, but that boy with the soft, fluffy hair was your first.
And you always remember your first.
He’s all sorts of beige, but we love him anyway.
Oh, Luke Skywalker, the first and last Jedi we’ve ever known…you’ll have a little bit of our hearts forever.
At least until we realize you kissed your sister.
That was kind of weird, I’ll be honest.
And kinda scarring.
Prolly won’t let my kids watch it until they’re older and can make that kind of decision for themselves.
Because that was pretty scarring.
But, whatever, you still own a bit of my heart.
And, because of that, you can feature in this gift guide.
And to all of you that AREN’T Luke, these 31 Luke Skywalker Gifts for the First Jedi to Steal Your Heart will truly be the star of the show.
Because even if Han Solo gets his own movie, Luke got 5.
You’re welcome.
31 Luke Skywalker Gifts for the First Jedi to Steal Your Heart
Star Wars The Black Series Titanium Series Luke Skywalker, 3.75-inchNEW Disney Parks Star Wars Luke Skywalker Green Lightsaber Lights & Sounds FXLuke’s Legacy PosterStar Wars Return of the Jedi Luke Skywalker Extendable LightsaberFramed Luke, what more can a person say?Luke & Leia – Star Wars 40th Anniversary – Advanced Graphics Life Size Cardboard StandupStar Wars The Black Series Episode 8 Luke Skywalker (Jedi Master), 6-inchFunko POP! Star Wars: The Last Jedi – Luke Skywalker (Final Battle)Hoth Battle Commemorative Poster Print–wow.Star Wars Return of the Jedi Luke Skywalker Electronic Lightsaber
iPhone 7 Plus (5.5Star Wars Accessory and Weapons Pack
Cosplay CostuomeIn a Galaxy Far, Far Away there’s a T-ShirtStar Wars The Black Series Luke Skywalker Landspeeder & FigureFunko POP Star Wars Endor Luke Skywalker Action FigurePew-Pew-Pew Vintage PosterHallmark Keepsake 2017 Star Wars: The Force Awakens Luke Skywalker Christmas OrnamentVintage Luke and the Ton-TonRoommates Rmk1587Gm Star Wars Classic Luke Peel And Stick Giant Wall DecalStar Wars Force Link 2.0 Wampa and Luke Skywalker (Hoth) FigureThe Luke Skywalker Jedi BeltLuke SkywalkerOh Luuuuke, I have your Crocheted Plushie!Rubie’s Star Wars Classic Luke Skywalker Child’s Costume, SmallCustom Cosplay PiecesJedi Luke Skywalker Yoda Star Wars Inspired Vinyl Decal Sticker|BLACK|Cars Trucks Vans SUV Laptops Wall Art|5.25Awesomest Decal EverFunko POP Star Wars Bespin Luke Skywalker Action Figure with Lightsaber
Ok. Now pin this, my padawan, that way you have it when you need another little personal-gift-of-jedi-love in your life again…
